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Thought you'd enjoy a laugh on this tax day!

Top 10 Goals George W. Bush Has for His Second Term
By Gayle Crispin

10. During the next State of the Union Address, load up on the profanity.
9. Move White House to Crawford, TX for simpler commute.
8. Get totally awesome haircut at SuperCuts.
7. Make point of visiting all the blue states to laugh at them.
6. Decide once and for all how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.
5. Change name to “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”.
4. Memorize lyrics to Stairway to Heaven.
3. Have Air Force One renovated on “Pimp My Ride”.
2. Start readin’ stuff.
1. Invade Laura Bush’s pants.

Top 10 Least Popular Mall Stores
By Gayle Crispin

10. Second-Best Buy
9. Bitch Slap Pagoda
8. Victorian Era Porn Store
7. Decoys-R-Us
6. Ye Olde Sweat Shop
5. Angry Bob’s Build-A-Chair store
4. Everything Haggis
3. 99 cent store – pay only in pennies
2. Grandma Yammy’s House of Pants
1. Orange Julio Iglesias

Now for my VERY exciting news - a producer who is working with Paramount Studios has asked me to submit my screenplay for her to consider!!!!!!!! Thank god I quit my job and made it a goal to finish a screenplay during these past 4 months eh??? I will keep you posted.