Guess where I am right now???

9:43 A.M. Betchya can't guess where I am right this second. It's sunny and about 65 degrees. So it's not NY. I can see the mountains. So it's not Kansas. I can hear slot machines in the background. Did ya guess yet??? You got it...Vegas baby!! Vegas!!!!!! I seem to find myself in Vegas each year around this time. Two years ago I got snowed out here - the year when NYC got about a foot of snow dumped on it and all flights into JFK were cancelled? They opted to delay my return for a solid week. Thank goodness I had a friend to stay with or else I would have had to start working as a stripper (again.)

Then another year I was here to run a half marathon...you got that right. Now you KNOW I'm crazy. Last year I was here with my friends Susanna and Jaimie. This year? Cynthia and Belenda. Didn't do much other than sleep, walk and drive around, and do my civic duty has a woman and show off major cleavage.

Friday night we had a girls night out and I wore a bright pink sleeveless top that leaves little to the imagination. Let me tell you I am not one to be used to guys staring at me, let alone looking at me. But a good pair of heels, a short skirt and cleavage seems to be the secret to my success. It was sort of flattering in a creepy kind of way to not have one man be able to make eye contact with me without having his eyes drift south. I realized I have a very powerful weapon here, and boy am I going to start taking more advantage of it.

I tried to this morning when I checked in to my flight - was originally scheduled for the 3pm flight to NY, but really wanted to beat the snow so I hoped to get on the 10:55am (so far so good, I'm on stand by.) How did I manage to switch? One word, cleavage.

I know it's not fair...I'm playing the basic male nature of being unable to do anything other than stare at boobs. But I say if ya got it, use it. Because in like 3 years these things are going to crap anyway so I have to use 'em now.

Better get going - they're boarding my flight and I want to try to get in one more round of slot machines before I leave. Hope the machine attendant is a dude. Now where'd I put my bra?

ps. Mad props to Jaime Foxx for winning Best Actor last night - it's so cool that a stand up comic can go on and do major dramatic roles and get rewarded for it!!!