Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Home again...

Hi...I'm...really...glad...to be...writing...from...AH FORGET IT. It SUCKS coming back to reality. Why didn't anyone try to stop me!? I'm looking at a pile of dirty laundry, a messy apartment, and no food in the house. Geez Gayle, quit whining!!!!!!

I had a funny experience on my flight home yesterday. Our gate in Puerto Rico was next door to the Duty Free store. As I sat in my chair near the gate, I watched the pilot, co-pilot and 3 flight attendants go in and purchase 4 bottles each of rum and vodka. Strike this up as being in the top 10 things you never want to see. Great, so now the people operating the plane and the people responsible for my safety have just purchased enough liquor to run a small bar in Manhattan. What bothered me the most about this, is they didn't even offer to share!!

The second funny story to tell you is that I came home to a huge pile of mail...one of the pieces I got? A JURY SUMMONS. Yes, God's way of saying "This is what you get for going on vacation." Oh it's good to be me.


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