I know how disapointed you all will be to hear this, but I have decided to NOT do the audition tomorrow afterall. I know all you guys (and maybe some of you gals) were delightedly entertaining the thought of me prancing across the silver screen in nothing but what God and Victoria Secrets gave me, but my acting coach advised against it. Who knew porn films would be bad for my career!??
I'm kidding!! Yeesh, calm down, it wasn't porn. It was a student film (porn), and my acting coach didn't want me wasting my time on non-paying (porn) gigs. So you all will just have to wait for my big break as (porn) Waitress #2 or possibly Dead Lady shot down in a hail of bullets during the opening credits before George Clooney finds her dead body and screams WHYY!! GOD WHY!!!! And then he spends the rest of the action packed film avenging my death, only to find out at the end of the film it was a a dream after all and we wake up in each others arms in our castle in Scotland. Annnnd scene.
Speaking of apples - what?? What's wrong with me? Man, I'm weird chick. The poor guys in my acting class think I'm a complete whack job because I'm always getting the crying scenes - so they see me go from nervous laughter and sarcasm to weeping. Hey, they may as well learn now that I'm a touch bizarre and get all the misunderstanding out of the way. It is pretty strange for me to be so emotional - there's like maybe TWO of you who have ever seen me cry so the thought of a room full of strangers seeing me do it on a fairly regular basis is still a weird scenerio for me. But that's what good acting is right? Behaving privately in public.
Don't worry about the underwear thing - when I am accepting my Academy Award for the George Clooney movie mentioned above, I'll make sure to wear a really revealing dress. Deal?
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oh yeah!!!!
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