I will...

I will be funny.

I will earn the respect of my peers, even if I have to plunge a few toilets before hand.

I will not complain about the complainers.

I will do more of my share.

I will be funny.

I will be thankful that I have a roommate.

I will find a way to use my faith in my work.

I will be patient.

I will be funny.

I will take the time to help, even when I don't feel like it.

I will tell my family I love them.

I will find a way to enjoy what I have, and not pine for what I don't.

I will be funny.

I will get a play produced in New York.

I will stop finding excuses.

I will avoid the free food at the office.

I will be funny.

I will never forget where I came from.

I will not rule out ever moving back to Denver.

I will work harder at getting famous before I move back to Denver.

I will be funny.